Polar Mixers Dragon Whispers Seltzer

This had a "barely-there citrus vibe" that one taster compared to "watered-down Orangina." Polar hoped it would taste like dragonfruit, but were disappointed—it was more like bubblegum or "bad Starburst." This is not something that Daenerys Targaryen's dragons would quench their thirst with. The cans are a more fitting size for Mushu from Mulan. It wasn't very sweet, but after taking a sip, someone said, "This is like if a dragon stole some Fruity Pebbles." Polar doesn't want to know how that became seltzer.